December 24, 2006

『聖ニクラウス、完全生中継』

えー、皆さん今晩は。
本日は諸事情によりロンドン上空からお届け致します。

最近では衛星に行動を監視されているらしく、駅伝と並走する自転車野郎みたいな輩が追尾してくるわけです。
外部スピーカーから「領空」だの「侵犯」だの聴こえますが、無視します。


うわ、今ニアミスでしたよ!
ステルス型か、こいつら。
暇な連中だな。

共産圏以外のみんな、プレゼント待っててね!

(了)

投稿者 yoshimori : December 24, 2006 11:59 PM | トラックバック
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