December 15, 2007
『入れない館内』
日比谷線に乗り、六本木へ。
分かっていたのだが、おびただしい人の波に呑まれ押され、吐き出されるように地上へ。
KONAMIとかFUJI FILMなんて社名を掲げたビル辺りを目指す。
「ただいま40分待ち」とあるプラカードを持った案内員、次から次へとやって来る客を最後尾へと誘導している。
「館内大変混み合っております」とのアナウンスを聴いて入場を断念。
カエルとウサギに会えぬまま、この地を去るのだ。
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投稿者 yoshimori : December 15, 2007 11:59 PMSo not really on the same topic as your post, but I found this today and I just can't resist sharing. Mrs. Agathe’s dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told him, “I’ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I’ll mail you the check. Oh, and by the way…don’t worry about my Doberman. He won’t bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT under ANY circumstances talk to my parrot!” When the repairman arrived at Mrs. Agathe’s apartment the next day, he discovered the biggest and meanest looking Doberman he had ever seen. But just as she had said, the dog simply laid there on the carpet, watching the repairman go about his business. However, the whole time the parrot drove him nuts with his incessant cursing, yelling and name-calling. Finally the repairman couldn’t contain himself any longer and yelled, “Shut up, you stupid ugly bird!” To which the parrot replied, “Get him, Spike!”
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