June 10, 2008

『カ ン ダ ス ル ガ ダ イ』

渋谷より半蔵門線に乗って、神保町で降りる。

文具店にて、硬筆、小筆、筆風サインペンを購入。
祝儀不祝儀も慶弔の予定もないのに、筆記用として持ち歩く。

この街を離れようと明治大学前の坂を上がり、御茶ノ水駅へと向かう。
歩道を歩いていると、半分ほどに減った爽健美茶を頭部に乗せながら満面の笑みで向かってくる中年会社員とすれ違う。

大学生らしい女子から、「キモーイ」なんて指差されている様子。

彼なりの健康法なのか、同僚と交わした罰ゲームなのか判断に苦しむが、何かに疲れているのかと思うと、兎角此の世は世知辛ぇなんて、その刹那、手にしたクリスタルガイザーを頭に乗せるか否か迷うのだった。

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投稿者 yoshimori : June 10, 2008 11:59 PM
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So not really on the same topic as your post, but I found this today and I just can't resist sharing. Mrs. Agathe’s dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told him, “I’ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I’ll mail you the check. Oh, and by the way…don’t worry about my Doberman. He won’t bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT under ANY circumstances talk to my parrot!” When the repairman arrived at Mrs. Agathe’s apartment the next day, he discovered the biggest and meanest looking Doberman he had ever seen. But just as she had said, the dog simply laid there on the carpet, watching the repairman go about his business. However, the whole time the parrot drove him nuts with his incessant cursing, yelling and name-calling. Finally the repairman couldn’t contain himself any longer and yelled, “Shut up, you stupid ugly bird!” To which the parrot replied, “Get him, Spike!”

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